He's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks and notices more than you realize, he loves me so much. If you mess with me, the beast within him will awake and they'll never find your body. If you are an Engineer of any kind aerospace, computer, audio, mechanical, electrical, chemical, civil and you have a son or daughter of a certain age, then this is a fantastic gift for them. Considerate protective Dad gift.
All orders ship from within the United States Of America.
Your shirt will be made to order using state of the art digital direct to garment printing machinery.
All orders are shipped with a tracking number which will be provided to you as soon as the order is collected by the carrier.
With the exception of federal holidays we ship all orders within 3 business days.
We ship using USPS first class mail which is usually 2 to 3 business days for mainland USA.
One business day is considered any day Monday to Friday and does not include public holidays. Please refer to USPS website for further information.
Shipping Estimates - (These are for information only and can vary depending on the carriers situation at the time of delivery, as well as your location)
Standard shipping - 3 days handling and 3 days transport = 6 business days.
Expedited shipping - 2 days handling and 3 days transport = 5 business days
Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have questions regarding our fulfilment and delivery methods.
For orders outside the USA -
We have fulfilment centres in most major global cites, so there is no waiting for international post. We will ship from your nearest facility in your country.
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